Oh hello there... we're Fia Ally and Emily Lane.

 During our studies in creative advertising at the University of Lincoln, we couldn't help but realise that both our last names are places you might walk down.  If that's not an obvious sign that we must be ad wives, then what the hell is. It was settled. We must ad land hand in hand.  But we can’t right now, because we’re trapped inside this website. AAAaaaah?!